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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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supernatural-who-lock:

water jet cutting an apple in half

supernatural-who-lock:

water jet cutting an apple in half

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sketchshark:

Personface.

sketchshark:

Personface.

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shubbabang:

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fullten:

iampunkassbetch:

You know what to do, internet.

News story about him here

fullten:

iampunkassbetch:

You know what to do, internet.

News story about him here

(via poesdaughter)

Hello!

williamshatner:

So I’m new to this but old to Social Media. My purpose for being here is to blog about my experiences online and get out of the 140 character limit.

I have tried turning on the /ask feature but it’s just fills my inbox with random posts and questions that I see everywhere…

(Source: ericscissorhands, via soong-type-princess)

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

(Source: chronicallylate, via thisspinsterlife)

shsl-ragequit:

immortalis-somnium:

ftfhal:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

billy has no friends  oh my god

Billy needs therapy. 

aww yiss motherfuckers it’s time for this video 

(Source: videohall, via soong-type-princess)

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

(Source: zombieoscarwetnwilde, via soong-type-princess)


Strawbooty

Strawbooty

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via deadlycrocker)

jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

(Source: jaclcfrost, via deadlycrocker)

faedee:

Weird Al where did you even come back from…

(via deadlycrocker)

…Does that mean that I should empty my bowels and then let the universe fill me with all its shit again?  Cuz I’m kinda tired of the universe filling me up with shit.

…Does that mean that I should empty my bowels and then let the universe fill me with all its shit again?  Cuz I’m kinda tired of the universe filling me up with shit.

(Source: granolablossom, via deadlycrocker)

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo: im so sad
romeo: ill never be happy
romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo: WHO DAT
romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo: imma dance with her
romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet: dafuq are you
romeo: shh *kiss*
juliet: :oo
*party over*
romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo: LADY
romeo: HEY LADY
juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet: dont you think its too soon
romeo: idk
juliet: brb
romeo: k
juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo: yeh
friar: ok fine ur married
rome and juli: yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo: hnnn
tybalt: ....
romeo HNNN
tybalt: ...
romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo: i sorry
prince: no ur banished
romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo: k *leaves*
juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet: ok
juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse: k
juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
romeo: WHAT
romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo: *buys potion*
romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo: but im sure she is
romeo: *kiss juliet*
romeo: *drinks poison*
romeo: he ded
juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet: HE DED
juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar: *comes in cell*
friar: uh oh
prince: WHAT DIS
CAPULET: WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother