M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’.
O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness?
M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer.
What the fuck is wrong with this website
If you can’t believe in witches, what can you believe in?
A grape, wearing a raspberry.
I am froot.
If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!
“I like to go to Whole Foods, put organic stickers on conventional produce, then sit back and watch the fireworks.”~ Conan (via teamcoco)
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
"Yo these cowls are fucking awesome."
"……I thought you said cows."
Commercial for Alan Cumming’s eponymous fragrance line, 2004. [x]
Oh my god I require immediate medical assistance.